Decode the drama.

Save your
day from productivity.

1. Look at the code

Each puzzle is a petty crime written in Morse code. Dots and dashes.

2. Decode the message

Use the Morse chart to crack it letter by letter.

3. Submit your answer

Enter what you think the crime says in the box below the puzzle. You’ll find out right away if you got it right.

4. Celebrate accordingly

If you’re correct, bask in glory. If not, try again. No one will know.

5. Come back later

New crimes drop daily at 10am EST. Don’t ask what time zones the crimes are committed, they’ve been anonymized for privacy.